Murder Mystery Events News
Below are reports of murder mystery
nights, evenings and dinners. Some are true, can you spot
which is the murder mystery game at a party and those that
are 'creative headlines'.
'I
Murdered My Boss'
Damning evidence convicts hotel staff - jury decides.
Smiling
Sheila Lowit, 27, Conference & Banqueting Co-ordinator
admitted that she was delighted at feeling the stiff body
of hotel General Manager, Dick Tator, lying motionless on
the cold, kitchen floor.
'Planned crime is successful!'
she cried, as she was lead away.
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There
were several thirsty guests surveying the scene. It
was blood they were after. Carrying her detective's
notebook and pen, Sheila explained that the most common
request she has from clients is 'Can I murder my
boss?'
The
hotel Bar Manager, Oliver Pint, explained 'It is
just an everyday occurrence at a murder mystery from
Mystery Events.'
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'Promotion
is the best way to deal with 'awkward staff'. Those who are
giving you headaches are best dealt with using unusual solutions.
So, not only your staff, but also difficult customers can
have their outlook changed completely by murdering them.'
So claims private detective, Richard Clever, 45, who has
expertly solved many mysteries where clients wanted to get
their message across. 'A bloody nose often gets your point
home'. He explained taking out his handkerchief.
ENQUIRY
FORM
Computer Chaos Rampages
REVENGE
FOR THE MILLENNIUM BUG
Since the year 2000 and danger of computer catastrophe,
many companies are signing up to Revenge for the Millennium
Bug.
Co-ordinator for this crucial solution, Meg A. Bite, explained
'Good managers are waking up to the future to solve their
problems instead of living in the past.' It is now clear
that events in the twenties and thirties are old hat and
modern up-to-date, or even futuristic mysteries are the
ones to go for.
'Just
follow me' yelled Isla Reboot, 'and I shall give you a down
load to see your way through'. She then gave the Browsers
a click and they fell through the windows. It's not what
you would expect, but it is in the murder mystery
from Mystery Events.
Call 01727 821803
Quest
of the Roman Chalice
Developments are proceeding with this mystery based in St.
Albans which
is expected to be enjoyed by groups and individuals with a
desire to solve a historical challenge. Using local roman
and medieval settings, you can search amongst the Tudor and
Victorian cobbled streets. Local people are requested
to turn out and people from afar will be welcomed. Ask and
ye shall find out. Can you meet the challenge of the
Chalice!
Criminal 'Accommodated' by
Secretary.
The
secretary of the now nationwide and notorious, Cheerful Obviously
Nice Society, revealed everything today. In this scandal
of naked opportunism, Mr. Ray Clew showed how he kept his
guilt hidden until the bitter end. 'Yes its true' barked
Ray, 39, secretary of the C.O.N.S. 'I have always kept facts
to myself and protected the identity of the criminal until
forced to talk.'
'After all other theories have been presented I am bound
to identify the real murderer. As I do several times a week
in the mystery known as 'A Scent of Suicide'.
18
Years for Mystery Writer
After eighteen years of thought-wrenching torment, the identity of
our mystery writer can be revealed. The 'Clew' which leads
to the unmasking of his pseudonym was his constant presence
at many murders over the last 18 years. Knowing that his
crime spree began in June 1988, helps us to reveal to you,
our readers, the identity of this devious but warped genius.
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He
is Grahame Smith, a tall, dark, handsome soul
with an endearing accent. Celebrating in
2007 his 18th anniversary of creating and providing
murder mysteries, Grahame, assisted by his
co-conspirator, Alex, (picture right) has traded under nationally
famous names as Manchester Theme
Tours, Suspicious Circumstances, Murder Mystery UK,
Murder Mystery Weekends, Treasure Hunts UK, Team
Building UK and broadening into
the now institutional Mystery Events Ltd.
If you would like to congratulate Grahame on his
18th
anniversary then contact him on 01727 821888 or E-mail
grahame@mystery-events.co.uk
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Space Cadets Release Alien
Hostage
Working
in teams from various planets, the space cadets solved the
puzzles and clues allowing them to collect the correct keys.
These were vital to release the President Of The Universe
and stop the manufacture of false energy cells. 'It was
out of this world.' shouted Romeo Alpha after the fun of
successfully completing the 'Release of the HOSTAGE', yet
another great challenge from Mystery Events.
'I am no scrubber', claims
cleaner
The
mother of middle aged housewife Eileen Down, called to the
public not to label her 'a sex maniac' after her husband,
Neil, caught her having an affair with their marriage guidance
councillor, Matt Jamaica. The saucy affair began when the
Down family including son Luke and Aunty Ida, participated
in a murder mystery evening. 'She was only playing her
part'
claimed Ida 'Duck' Down, 69, a retired mattress stuffer. 'You don't just 'watch a play', you are part of the mystery
which it is more enjoyable and better value for money'.
The
affair ended when the private detective, Richard Clever, reported
having seen the couple buying a brush, mop & bucket
and a packet of Flash at Gordon's Store. 'It has brought
us closer together and improved our position', explained
Neil Down, 'being on the Mystery Event showed us how to
have a good time. Participating is more enjoyable than just
watching a play and better value for money.'
For
a clean break call Arthur Limb on 01727 821803
Calculator
runs out
With
over 30,000 people attempting to solve our mysteries, we
have now lost count. "New batteries may be required"
suggested Willy Fixit, looking for the answer.
Scarlet Kipper Appeals
Having
been found guilty of murder on more than one occasion, Miss
Scarlet Kipper, star of 'A Fishy
Tale' has decided
to appeal.
She is appealing, very appealing, to all you woman out there
who have suffered as Scarlet has. She believes you
can help her with sympathy, empathy and rebuilding her reputation
as 'The Scarlet Woman', despite continuing as a Chief Inspector.
Join
the club. So, Scarlet is starting a club. Any woman who has played Scarlet
Kipper can be a Privileged Member. Also any fan of Scarlet can be a Friendly Member. 'Please help me' she
appeals, 'I have to know who my friends are in my hour of
need.'
To
join the Scarlet Kipper Club contact Scarlet herself on
01727 821803
or Email ScarletKipper@mysteryevents.co.uk
Links;
www.murdermysteryweekends.com
www.teambuildinguk.uk.com
www.treasurehuntsUK.com
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